- *Hears noises at night*: Well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
- *Gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I going to go on holy shit
- *Heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
- *A cop walks by*: Here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone I'm sure they know about when I smoked that one time
- *Taking a test*: Don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school
- *Gets a sunburn*: Skin cancer
singing the male and female parts of a song because nobody loves you.
(Source: imfamousontumblr)
- me when i go out: i should've stayed home
- me when i stay home: i should've gone out
- me when i'm around people: i want to be alone
- me when i'm alone: i want to be around people
- me when i'm mean to people: i need to be nicer
- me when i'm nice to people: i need to be meaner
